It took me a whole night to read the article and Summarise it as best I can for each and everyone's Easy Reading pLeasure... (that's how MUCH I care about ye'all heHeh)
The article was very comprehensive in its Detail...
So LetS sTart...
Before tHe bOsS SusPects anything.. HehehE
(which reminds me... I'll show you a kewl trick I use hehe afTer I get this oNe ouT oF tHe waY)
I can't help but get diverted.... *SLAP* focus SaMmy Focus!!
Alright.. HerE wE go:
Firstly the ArtiCle talks about 5 GrounDbReaKing LoSe-WeigHt tReaTmEnTs in tHe MediCaL WorLd
ThE GeT ThiN piLLs
So LetS sTart...
Before tHe bOsS SusPects anything.. HehehE
(which reminds me... I'll show you a kewl trick I use hehe afTer I get this oNe ouT oF tHe waY)
I can't help but get diverted.... *SLAP* focus SaMmy Focus!!
Alright.. HerE wE go:
Firstly the ArtiCle talks about 5 GrounDbReaKing LoSe-WeigHt tReaTmEnTs in tHe MediCaL WorLd
ThE GeT ThiN piLLs
How iT woRks:
It CurBs yOuR aPpeTite..
(sounds good... heHe... I always haVe a good AppeTite)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT aFFeCtS yOuR rEpRoDuCtiVe SyStem
(woOww that's NOT good... I wanna have babies one Day..)
yOu CaN't sTop TakiNg tHe piLLs fOr iT tO wOrK 100%
(wOooKehh... I can never do that! Even with cosmetics I stop half way and buy a new brand!!)
The Weight-Loss InJectioN
It CurBs yOuR aPpeTite..
(sounds good... heHe... I always haVe a good AppeTite)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT aFFeCtS yOuR rEpRoDuCtiVe SyStem
(woOww that's NOT good... I wanna have babies one Day..)
yOu CaN't sTop TakiNg tHe piLLs fOr iT tO wOrK 100%
(wOooKehh... I can never do that! Even with cosmetics I stop half way and buy a new brand!!)
The Weight-Loss InJectioN
How iT woRks:
It is a hormOne iNjecTed tReatmEnt tHat sEnDs CheMicaLs to tHe BraiN SigNaLLing iT nOt tO eAt
(Ummm What If wE sToP eaTinG alTogeTher?!)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT iS a NatuRaLLy OcCuRiNg hoRMoNe tHus The MeDiCaL SpeCiaLisTs ConCur tHat iT is a SaFe waY tO ConTroL HunGer
(Interesting..)
tHeRe'S nO inDicaTioN oF aNy RiSk! but before everyone start going to clinics asking for this treatment... UnForTuNateLy it is a working progress HencE only aVailable in aPpoximateLy 5 Years Time.. HeheHe
(by that time... had you just gone through the salad regime I wrote in an earlier post you'd be fitting in a UK size 6 dress/jeans/pants... wHy wait when you can start now?! ... heHehe)
The Fat-Zapping Laser
It is a hormOne iNjecTed tReatmEnt tHat sEnDs CheMicaLs to tHe BraiN SigNaLLing iT nOt tO eAt
(Ummm What If wE sToP eaTinG alTogeTher?!)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT iS a NatuRaLLy OcCuRiNg hoRMoNe tHus The MeDiCaL SpeCiaLisTs ConCur tHat iT is a SaFe waY tO ConTroL HunGer
(Interesting..)
tHeRe'S nO inDicaTioN oF aNy RiSk! but before everyone start going to clinics asking for this treatment... UnForTuNateLy it is a working progress HencE only aVailable in aPpoximateLy 5 Years Time.. HeheHe
(by that time... had you just gone through the salad regime I wrote in an earlier post you'd be fitting in a UK size 6 dress/jeans/pants... wHy wait when you can start now?! ... heHehe)
The Fat-Zapping Laser
How iT woRks:
KinNa LiKe LipOSucTioN..
HowEver InStEaD oF pOkiNg hOLes inTo tHe SkiN..
ThE LaSer LiGhT gOes tHrough tHe SkiN wiThOut bReAkiNg it aNd DesTroYs tHe FaT cELLs
(errghhhh sounds agonising...)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT has OnLy bEeN teSteD oN aNiMaLs
(hands up for the first human guinea-pig?!)
tHe eXpErTs dOn'T kNoW hOw mUcH it'LL hUrT!!! nOr Do tHey kNow WhaT tHe SidE EfFecTs aRe... oR iF yOu'LL eVeR reCovEr...
(is that really worth it?! I mean ok you get thin but you'll always be in pain?!!)
Shocking SoluTions
KinNa LiKe LipOSucTioN..
HowEver InStEaD oF pOkiNg hOLes inTo tHe SkiN..
ThE LaSer LiGhT gOes tHrough tHe SkiN wiThOut bReAkiNg it aNd DesTroYs tHe FaT cELLs
(errghhhh sounds agonising...)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT has OnLy bEeN teSteD oN aNiMaLs
(hands up for the first human guinea-pig?!)
tHe eXpErTs dOn'T kNoW hOw mUcH it'LL hUrT!!! nOr Do tHey kNow WhaT tHe SidE EfFecTs aRe... oR iF yOu'LL eVeR reCovEr...
(is that really worth it?! I mean ok you get thin but you'll always be in pain?!!)
Shocking SoluTions
How iT woRks:
ThEy uSe eLecTriC cuRreNt oN yOuR sToMach, mAkiNg iT tHiNk tHat iT iS fULL
(Ouuucchhh)
RisKs inVoLved:
yOu gEt NaUseAtEd wHeN yOu OvEr-EaT, hEnCe yOu tEnD tO eAt LeSs
(Don't we all feel that way anyway without having this treatment?..)
tHe eXpErTs aRen't SuRe hOw muCh wEigHt yOu'll LoSe
(that's handy.. *sarcasm dripping all over the words*)
Incisionless Surgery
How iT woRks:
tHe sUrGeoNs sTapLes tHe StOmAch aNd mAkE iT sMaLLer
(OOOOOOuuucchhh)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT hAs onLy bEen TesTed on AnimALs... bUt they aRe tHreE to FiVe yEaRs awAy fRoM hUMan TesTinG
ThEy uSe eLecTriC cuRreNt oN yOuR sToMach, mAkiNg iT tHiNk tHat iT iS fULL
(Ouuucchhh)
RisKs inVoLved:
yOu gEt NaUseAtEd wHeN yOu OvEr-EaT, hEnCe yOu tEnD tO eAt LeSs
(Don't we all feel that way anyway without having this treatment?..)
tHe eXpErTs aRen't SuRe hOw muCh wEigHt yOu'll LoSe
(that's handy.. *sarcasm dripping all over the words*)
Incisionless Surgery
How iT woRks:
tHe sUrGeoNs sTapLes tHe StOmAch aNd mAkE iT sMaLLer
(OOOOOOuuucchhh)
RisKs inVoLved:
iT hAs onLy bEen TesTed on AnimALs... bUt they aRe tHreE to FiVe yEaRs awAy fRoM hUMan TesTinG
hOweVer tHe pRocEduRe is SimPle aNd yOu cAn LeavE the SaMe dAy You gEt iT dOne aNNnndD sTarT wOrkiNg jUst A fEw dAyS aFter
To Be Continued..........
HEhehHe
HEhehHe
2 comments:
uhh cant hardly wait :p
yea... if only... hahahaha
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