rEmEmBer wHat I wRoTe eaRLier… aBouT tHe bOsS.. Hehhehe
JuSt a FeW hAnDy TiPs
tHat miGht hELp yOu OuT oF tHe sTicKy siTuaTion yOu migHt fiNd yoUrSeLf in wiTh tHe Big B…
Alrighty First ofF I’d Like to relinquish any RoSpOnsiBiLity towaRds WhaT I wriTe here..
WhiCh bAsicaLLy MeanS I Won’T bE LiaBLe fOr aNy MisHap, InJury oR LoSs oF JoB.
So it StaRts wiTh….
tHeRe yOu aRe sUrFiNg tHe WoRLd WiDe WeB…
yOuR wOrKLoaD wAsTinG aWay aNd piLinG uP HigHer tHan tHe EiFfeL tOweR..
wHeN suDdeNLy DuM.. dUm.. DuuUUmMM!!
ThE bOsS’S VoiCe BoOms aNd eCho’S iN yOuR meDiocre BuT eLeGaNtLy dEcOraTeD OfFiCe
wHat aRe yOu tO Do?!
dOn’t wAnT tHe BoSs tO thiNk tHaT yOu aRe a LaZyBuM nOw dO yOu?!
sO I’ve cOmpiLed A feW dRamaTic ExCuSes tHaT yOu cAn Use:
“You always did say to be resourceful”
(make sure you don’t stop to stare at him and just keep surfing the net making sure you pick the right sites for backup)
“I’m trying to get new refence book off the internet ”
(after which reach for your wallet and take out your credit card.. do this slowly otherwise you will be a less-than-proud owner of a new book!)
“My Cat is suffering from an unknown disease.. the vets couldn’t find a cure…
the internet is my last resort!”
(For added eFfect maKe suRe you have a concerned look on your face)
“It’s iNterNet Day, iTs really big in Europe”
(keep nodding your head while you say this)
“Owh, hey boSs!”
(say this with the widest smile you could muster!!! He/she is bound to let in, who could get mad at someone as adorable as u?! Especially with tHat Big smiLe)
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