SeiZe tHe moMent!

You always hear of people who are 'cought-in-the-moment'

Who claims that what happened was unintentional and he/she was having an 'out-of-the-body' experience. A perfect example would be when oNe is in a state of rage.

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But how do you think he explained this one to his wife/girlfriend

if any?...

Possible Lame exCuses he might COme up with....

(you MEN need to pay attention to this)

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Dumb N dumber:

"I was reaching for what i thought was an apple"

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Blame throwing:

"She grabbed me!"

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Plead innocence:

"It wasn't ME!"

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Guilty Plea:

"It meant absolutely nothing! I didnt even know her!!"

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Last resort of a desperate man:

"Babe you know you are the only one for me"