(If you had read an earlier post you'll get this one...)

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." - Dennis Wholey
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she
belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,
"I'll give you $100 if you let me screw you."
But the girl said "NO!!"
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend...
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast,
he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and
the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45
minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded,"The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before
agreeing to it and getting screwed!
HaHahahHahahHa
rEmEmBer wHat I wRoTe eaRLier… aBouT tHe bOsS.. Hehhehe
JuSt a FeW hAnDy TiPs
tHat miGht hELp yOu OuT oF tHe sTicKy siTuaTion yOu migHt fiNd yoUrSeLf in wiTh tHe Big B…
Alrighty First ofF I’d Like to relinquish any RoSpOnsiBiLity towaRds WhaT I wriTe here..
WhiCh bAsicaLLy MeanS I Won’T bE LiaBLe fOr aNy MisHap, InJury oR LoSs oF JoB.
So it StaRts wiTh….
tHeRe yOu aRe sUrFiNg tHe WoRLd WiDe WeB…
yOuR wOrKLoaD wAsTinG aWay aNd piLinG uP HigHer tHan tHe EiFfeL tOweR..
wHeN suDdeNLy DuM.. dUm.. DuuUUmMM!!
ThE bOsS’S VoiCe BoOms aNd eCho’S iN yOuR meDiocre BuT eLeGaNtLy dEcOraTeD OfFiCe
wHat aRe yOu tO Do?!
dOn’t wAnT tHe BoSs tO thiNk tHaT yOu aRe a LaZyBuM nOw dO yOu?!
sO I’ve cOmpiLed A feW dRamaTic ExCuSes tHaT yOu cAn Use:
“You always did say to be resourceful”
(make sure you don’t stop to stare at him and just keep surfing the net making sure you pick the right sites for backup)
“I’m trying to get new refence book off the internet ”
(after which reach for your wallet and take out your credit card.. do this slowly otherwise you will be a less-than-proud owner of a new book!)
“My Cat is suffering from an unknown disease.. the vets couldn’t find a cure…
the internet is my last resort!”
(For added eFfect maKe suRe you have a concerned look on your face)
“It’s iNterNet Day, iTs really big in Europe”
(keep nodding your head while you say this)
“Owh, hey boSs!”
(say this with the widest smile you could muster!!! He/she is bound to let in, who could get mad at someone as adorable as u?! Especially with tHat Big smiLe)
To PiCk uP frOm wHere I Left oFf….
MoSt of the LosE wEigHt bReakThroughS I’ve LisTed aRe Either ToO RiSky,
oUtRight DanGerOus oR a FeW yEaRs aHeAd oF oUr TiMe…
tHe aRticLe rEaLLy gOeS oN aNd On…
So I found An easier way to translate what they try to teLL in meticulous detail:
FoUr EaSy StEpS tO LoSinG wEiGht
(Personally I think it’s applicable to many of LiFe’s situation)
StEp 1: KnOw wHaT yOu WaNt
sTeP 2: sEt yOuR gOaLs
StEp 3: rEmiNd yOuRsELf wHaT yOu wAnT tO aChiEve
sTeP 4: JuSt DoWnRigHt dO iT!!!
So iTs doWn tO bAsiCs rEaLLy… DETERMINATION!
that’s aLL yOu nEed!
Easy PeaSy hEheHE…. weLL, GoOd LuCk!