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tHe titLe read: Nine words women use...

1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when

they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes

to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

*Hahahahahah* this is soooOOOooo true!!

5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word,

but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot

and wonders why she is standing here arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.

Just say you're welcome.

8) Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9) Don't worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement,

meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,

but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"

For the woman's response refer to #3.