ComedY aNd aLL in bEtweEn

i like watching comedic movies, stand up comedy and all that sort, so its only natural that I get hooked on a reality tv show that scouts comedic talent, Last Comic Standing... aNd I got this jokE off one of the funniEst fresh taLent from its firsT episoDe.. thiS is frOm raLph to hiS deaRLy departEd daD...

oNe daY a Man waLked thrOugh a paRk aNd saw aN oLd maN sittiNg on tHe paRk beNch cRyinG hiS EyeS oUt.. eShh baiK plAng di meLayukan ahh.. I need to prActiCe my bahaSa melayu.. Awu nYenta.. uRang bunai sja.. bebahaSa melayu pun Payah-payAhan.. yetah ni duLu kana pajal bebasa omputiEh.. yetaH ni jadiNya... hiLang sja inDa baHasa ibunDa~ anyway.. I waS saYing.. i mean.. Errmm maksudku.. nyaku taDi

PADa suAtu haRiii~ (hahaha cEta styLe kanaK-KanaK daLam Mari beCerita hahaahahah)

adA laki2 atu jalan di eRrmmm taman bunga... KejumpahaN ya nini duDuk menaNgis di bangku dalAm taMan atu~ hahahahaHAHaha biDa eyH.. sKaLi kann.. betanya tiA "ni.. kenapa kita menangis ani? apa maSaLah kita?.. Kana tinGgaLkan kita disini ani kah? Mana aNak kita?"

melangui nini atu tedangar ya kana tagur, skali dijawapnya.. " hidupku ani wanG bahagia bah ni sebenarnya, ruMah ku basar.. Garaj keta ku panuh ketA mahaL.. binikU muda 24 taHun uMurnya... Nada kekurangaN daLam hiduP ku ani..."

Garu-Garu kePaLa si LaLaki tadi ani..."bAh abis aTu ni.. kenapa kitA menangiS ani?.."

sKaLi Lagi nini atu meLangui... Sayu matanYa.. melilih air mata macam air sungai darasnya... membari rawAn ati meLiat... becakap tia nini atu " isK.. isK... aNu baH.. isk.. isK (teresak-esak tangiSnya... kesian ey) atU banarnYa.. aKu.. KelupaHan dimaNa ku tinGGaL"

~TOoooooOONNNKKKKK!!!!~