bUsTeD!!

wHen wiLL Men LeaRn tHat God GavE woMen a sixTh seNse
(gEraK haTi.. cakap melayunya i think..)
tHey Can sMeLL a cHeatEr a miLe aWay... saYing thAt, iF yOu thiNk yoU goT aWay wiTh chEatinG witH anotHer woMan.. cHancEs aRe tHe wiFey aLready knoWs.. iTs a mAtTer oF wHetheR tHey waNna deAL wiTH tHe pHiLandeRing sCOunDreL a.K.a. tHe huBby "deaRest"... Or LeaVe iT to God to dO tHe juSt puNisHment.


bUt hEY HeRe's aN eXampLe oF hoW to go abOut caTchinG tHem Red-HaNded!!
wAhaHAHAha *eViL LaugH*

NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

BUSTED!!!!
*haHAhaHahaH *