uNeXpeCted..

I'm stiLL siCk beLieVe iT oR nOt... I don't Get siCk oFten.. bUt wHen I do iT taKEs DayS fOr me to RecoVer..

aNyhO.. i'M baCk in tHe oFfiCe... cOugHs, stuFfy noSe, wiErd voIce aNd aLL!
tHe oNLy saLvatiOn iS thE thouGht oF tHe paPerwoRk tHat is in DiRe nEEd oF aTTentiOn... (sArcasm sounDs beTTer wheN onE iS doWn witH thE fLu)

aLL tHat aSiDe... aN emaiL i ReceiVed tHat rOusEd my cuRiosiTy...
givE it a Read.. yOu won't waNNa miSs thiS onE..

tHe titLe reAd "Kenapa Pompuan Melayu Asyik kena Rasuk.."
translation : wHy maLay giRLs geT pOssESsed bY tHe spiRits

Kes ini berlaku betul diruang pelajar perempuan membasuh kain. Berlaku diasrama puteri. Kebanyakan yang terkena rasukan adalah gadis melayu dan tidak pernah ada kes berlaku pada pelajar kaum cina dan india. Di mana salah nya........Kita ikuti percakapan antara bomoh melayu dan syaitan.
translation: it happened at the laundrette of the school girls hostel. all of the posession ocCured on maLay girLs.. never the inDian nOr tHe chiNEse.

Misteri di Asrama Puteri terjawap! Suatu hari, ada seorang ketua bomoh yang begitu berani hendak berjumpa dengan sekumpulan jin yang berlegar2 diasrama hinggakan mereka merasuk sebilangan pelajar di sekolah itu. Ketika sampai di sebuah bilik, ketua bomoh pun membaca sejenis mantera. Selepas membaca mantera, ketua bomoh pun memanggil ketua jin itu. Lalu ketua jin itu pun datang. Dengan menunjukkan wajah rupanya yang begitu hodoh dan jijik.
translation: tHe mySterY waS about to be ansWered... As onE day a SHaMan wAs invited to finD tHe caUse of it aLL. He cHanted a vErse... Lo anD behoLd thE spirIt apPearEd... iN thE moSt hEdiouS form imMaginabLE.

Hinggakan ketua bomoh yang begitu berpengalaman itu pun hampir2 pengsan dibuatnya! Hinggakan mayat reput pun lebih baik dari wajah si ketua jin itu!!! Tapi si ketua bomoh tetap kuatkan semangatnya yang jitu.
translation: wHen tHe sHamAn sAw tHe spiRit, eVen hE feLt faiNT... eVen a decomposEd coRpse didn'T rivaL thE hediOusNess oF thE spiRit... bUT hE haD to geT to tHe boTTom oF thiS coMMotioN aND diScovEr thE trutH.. sO He braVed himSelf.

Lalu si bomoh pun bertanya dengan kuat dan nyaring, menampakkan semangatnya yang tidak kendur walaupun terlihat sesuatu yang begitu menakutkan itu.
translation: tO waRd oFF suSpicioN oN hiS fEar.. witH a sTrong voiCe hE deManded

"Mengapa kau rasuk pelajar sekolah di sini hah? Jawap!!!"
translation: "wHy did yOu coMe to PoSsEss tHe giRLs in tHis sChoOL? aNsweR me!!"

"Kenapa gadis melayu jadi sasaran kau...... wahai syaitan yang direjam"
translation: "wHy do yOu poSSesS oNLy tHe maLay giRLs.. yOu wretcHed beiNG"

Dengan menarik nafas panjang, si ketua jin pun menjawab...
translatioon: taKing a deep long Breath.... tHe spiriT anSwerEd..

''Siapa Bilang Gadis Melayu Tak Menawan Tak Menarik Hati, Tiada Memikat''
translation: "who saiD tHat MaLay giRLs weren'T aPPeaLinG.. aTTracTive.."

''Kalaulah Memang, Tak Mungkin Aku Tertarik Kalaulah Sungguh, Tak Mungkin
Aku MERASUK...''


*HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*
I can't believe I tried transLating thAt hahahah... its taken frOm a sonG, sAng by JAmal AbdiLLah. a reknoWn maLaysian sinGer. you nEed tHe maLay humoUr to unDerstanD this..
at the end of all that... noted under is this:

''Aduhai.............''

dah la.... gi wat keje tu...hehehehe