the other funny feeling

Love should be simple said a friend to me.. it shouldn't be hardwork..it should come naturally.. and i think yes. Falling in love should be natural. It should be as simple as the hit of pleasure you feel on the first bite of a decadent creamy warm chocolate fudge cake. The orgasmic AAaaahhhhHHH of the senses for the pure pleasure of such taste.. ermm okay maybe I went overboard with the metaphor.. more like describing some other thing ;p hahahahaah

Carrying on... its actually what comes after that over-the-moon-love-struck stage of the relationship that is tricky.. where all the "hardwork" come to play. It should be logic really.. do what comes natural to you right?.. so you dont end up being awkward and clumsy i.e. trying too hard.

I kid you not but this is real life story I'm about to tell you... no one I repeat NO ONE in their sensible state of mind would dare execute but this being life of unexpected "treasures"... some did!! *grimace*

WARNING: not for the weak stomach.. Seriously if you had downed some food I'd advise you to wait the full 5 hours for it to digest before reading the following contents.

An act of feeding

You know this.. you see moms doing this all the time to their child. In certain context of romanticism, couples perform this gesture as sign of affection and intimacy. I wouldn't recommend that this ever be done at any stage of dating unless both party is open to the idea.

Ok get ready to cringe.. a friend lets call her Yaya, tries her damnest to give this guy, Dull, a fighting chance at winning her over. Long story short, it was the family that set her up with the guy. Dull came highly recomemnded as being a very nice and good person (I'm turned off already.. hahaha I'm not against dating nice guys who are also GOOD apparently.. but when people talk about someone like that, doesn't it usually translate to "he's actually very boring"?) so.. no matter how much she tries.. nothing. Absolutely nothing.. zilch! Nada! stirred inside her.. not the tiniest bit of spark.. Nothing to ignite any sort of romantic notion for him. Maybe he sensed it?..

So in an act of trying to be more spontaneous on his part (I guess he felt that this could tip the scale to his favour.. what a &#^%$!) he decided to help feed her some snacks while she was driving.. Yaya so not ready for such showiness of affection.. pulled away.. far far away... well.. as far as the space in the car seat would let her. Thats not the "best" part.. trust me it gets a whole lot worse.. deciding that he'd give it another try.. maybe he thought she was being shy and needed a little prodding.. so... he did it again! and again Yaya pulled away.. undeterred.. HE DID IT FOR A THIRD TIME!!! And guess what?... there were people riding with them in the backseat!!!!!! I'm embarassed for him the first time... but to be doing it over and over!!! Seeeeriously??! Motification descibes only the tip of the iceberg for this... He redefines awkwadness!

*hhahaAHAHAHahahaha*
Trying to force feed someone who haven't at all warmed up to you is crazy awkward! But wait.. to do it not once, not twice, three times!!

Consensus: so not cool man.. to say the least.

gOOd Luck Chuck

Ever heard of the movie good luck chuck..

so the story goes (case you couldn't be bothered to click on the link there) summarized: its about a guy, Chuck, who always end up in failed relationships one after the other AND his exes all end up getting married with the next man after they date him... Funny flick really if you havent watched it I'd recommend it for a fun night in movie. You would think its all fiction and nothing but a very immaginative story line.. So I was stunned when a friend told me that there is such a guy in our very own country, yes here, who actually resembled Chuck's life story and is somewhat of a lucky charm to those single ladies looking to get hitched... now aint that something hahaha but hey it could all be a coincidence.. I mean the guy could probably be so bad that anyone that comes in next seem like a God send.. But all in all it felt like i had one of those TV sitcom conversation... surreal but loads and loads of laughter ;)

SoMething soMething

isn't it just the cutest thing? I sent an MMS to Mr. Oregano but Couldn't view it... terlalu changgieEh tpunnya yetah ;P haha

Couldn't quite figure out what it is? haha you aren't alone:

Me: waaaaa cutenyaaaaa (macam kanak-kanak masuk candy store errk haha, kami tu kan balikan barang tuk our friend di kaybee tapi biasalah perempuan kalau masuk kadai kan bali one thing end up getting more than what we planned)

NisaH: bali lah babes (she smiles cheeky... my best friend sejak dari dalam perut haha)

Me: you think so? ( eksin eksin minta confirmation dalam hati banar-banar mau)

Nisah: yeah absolutely (she knows my weakness... a big sucker fo all things cute)

Me: I want this one (tarus lagi tu picking the cutest one i could find... bit difficult when all of them are sooooo cute)

Nisah: yeah thats so cute... apakan tu? Giraffe?

Me: No I don't think so...

Nisah: Donkey kali

Me: (looking baffled and tarus ketawa) its a zebra..

Nisah: *paCah ketawa* eyh awu ah!

fRuitS aNd atTitUdE

I got thiS onE frOm aN emaiL...

it reVeaLs muCh aBouT tHe peRsoNs TraiTs..

a CaSe of cUt PasTe.. bUt iTs a gOod Read.. YoU won'T reGreT it ;)

Anggap saja taNi maSuk sebuah rumah daMit di tapi sungai di tangah-Tangah hutan tabal. biLa taNi masuk, didalam aDa:

7 tempat tidur damiT di sebelah kanan, di sebelah kiri tedapat meja makan yang dikelilingi 7 kerusi damit. Di tengah-tengah meja tedapat sebuah bekas dengan 6 jeniS buah. Buah-buahan yang aDa:

a. epal

b. pisang

c. jeruk

d. mangga

e. rambutan

f. papaya

bUah maNa yaNg dipiLih? yaNg maNaKan diMakaN?

buAh yang dipiliH menunjukkan sifat-sifat peribadi ketani! So fikiRkan CareFully.

Ini dia jawapannya...

a. jika anda pilih epal: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan epal

b. jika anda pilih pisang: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan pisang

c. jika anda pilih jeruk: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan jeruk

d. jika anda pilih mangga: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan mangga

e. jika anda pilih rambutan: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan rambutan

f. Jika anda pilih papaya: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan papaya

*hahahahahahaha*

joKe of tHe day...

aN eMaiL caMe in ToDay aNd i tHought It was fuNny...

WarNiNg : tHerE maY be SoMe exPliciT connoTatiOn haHa!

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.

A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.

The driver explained, 'The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going past the dairy, and I told her it was going past the ballpark...'

The passenger interjected, 'Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?'

The driver continued, 'She replied: Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus! '

najiS oWh najiS~

aNothEr StoRy To maKe you smiLe.. hopeFuLLy ;)

Ceta ani datang diceritakan dari telinga ke telinga... dari mata ke hati.. apakan.. huhu
Masa jaman nini ku plang ni... banar kah inda tuhan saja yang tau. kana cetakan oleh nini kawan ku ke bapanya pastu ke kedia...

Yatah ceritanya...

Masa majlis nikah, imam kadi batanyakan pengantin laki.... sambil-sambil meredikan si pengantin laki kan di ijab kabulkan...

Ceritanya nini kawan ku ani si marke lah namanya, ramai pulang urang memeratikan, duduk besila mengelilingi imam kadi sama raja sahari. Pasal jarang meliat majlis majlis miani ani. si marke duduk bersila atu ingsut-ingsut mengampiri kan mendangar apa yang kadi tanyakan. Rupanya macam-macam jua ditanya imam kadi.

Imam kadi betanya pasal sehari brapa kali wajib sembahyang, laju lagi tu jawap si pengantin laki "lima tuan imam". Imam kadi betanya lagi, bagi contoh najis kecil, ia pun menjawap aying kamih baby. Imam kadi pun angguk-angguk, lurus tah pakah tu jawapannya.

Betanya lagi imam kadi ani, nya bagiku contoh najis basar. Bukan main labat paluh si pengantin laki..... tetulih kanan tetulih kekiri... si makre pun tegarak kan menulung mambagi jawapannya.. kan bisiknya takut jua ya kedangaran imam kadi... inda peadah-paedah ia yang karang kana nikahkan...

Munjung mulut si marke diam-diam menyabut " taei kuyuk tau babi", tapi inda jua paham si manis anie rasa jua kan menulung bisik si marke dalam hati.... di liatnya pengantin makin bepaluh-paluh menguliat macam giuk kana simbah.

Tapi inda lama lapas atu... macam semua urang arah majlis atu kana sampuk!.. banyak yang krem parut... semua yang lurus minum time atu menyimbur semula minuman abisdia memerancit... abis basah urang-urang yang inda bedusa.

Marke pun ia juanya, minuman yang baru ditaguknya abis memerancit ke muka imam kadi!
Apa inda... antadi bukan main sunyi semua urang kan mendangar jawapan pengantin masa kana tanya pasal najis basar.. jawap pengantin laki...

"Taei GAJAH!"

MoM & Me

I wAs DriviNg moM tO woRK.. We jUst haD luNch wiTh dAd.. (I volenTeeRed to driVe my Mami, aNak mithali yO.. HahahAHaha.. aminnnnn)

mOm waS taLking aBouT sOmethiNg aNd aLL oF a suDDen...

*sMaCk!*

I LandEd a SoFt hiT on Mom! "BeeTLe!!" I proClaiMed wiTH gLee.. Mom giGgLed...

noT loNg aFteR... *sMAcK!*

"TOyoTa!" maMi eXclaimEd as she Landed onE on me!

wHat thE@#!??

*hahaAHAHaaAHahahaha*

aNtaM saJa tia haAHahaAHa so I plAyed aLonG...

*sMAcK!*

mE: niSSan!!

*sMaCk*

Mom: roVer!!

*sMacK*

Me: Audi!!

*sMAcK*

Mom: BmW!!

*smaCK*

mE: MeRc

*sMAcK*

MoM: LoRi!!!!!!!!!

WAHaAHaHAAHAHAHaAHAHaAHaAHAHaahahaAHahaAHaHh!

I couLdn't stOp LaughinG... caLieee my mami ani nyenta!

yOu knOw I LoVe You!

aCtioN!

haVe you ever takeN a minUte to obServE peoPle on tHe pSp?.. no? loOk at thEse... makEs mE Laugh juSt sEeinG tHem trY aNd moVe thE gaMe chaRactErs a lil fasTer?..
apAaa diBuaTnya siDayanG ani? bukan saja psp digaraknya hahahah badan pun ikut bingkuk *haHAHAAHaHaha*

juMonG feVer

LoyaL faNs of tHe KoReaN drAma SeriEs "JumonG"

sampai timE taHlil saNggup ndA makaN kan meliaT... baik jua bilik si cousin ada receoption Tv Brunei *hahahahahhaahah*

JelinGan aYah...

I beT loNg aGo tHe viLlage traiL loOkeD someThing likE thiS...

wHy aM I taLking aBout thAt yOu wonDer?... weLL... iTs to do WitH wHat I'm abOut to teLL... I got thiS oFf somEoNe aNd I couLdn't sTop LaughiNg wHen I reAd it!

traNslaTiNG it in EngLisH... wouLdn't maKe iT aS funNy.

so EnjoY aNd sEe iF yoU enjoY it as muCh aS I did :)

Kisah aNi baNar-baNar teJadi MasAku kaNak-kaNak dauLu. BapA sLalu MemaRaki maTA KaLauku BeuLah. MisaLannYa, KaLau ke kAdai, kaLauku TeseLiuRkan guLa-guLa, aDa tiA MemaRaki maTa artiNya MenyuRuh MenaruH seMuLa guLa-guLa aTu. sKali atU, aku iKut bApa ke suRau tUk seMbaHyaNg magHrib. Masa ruKuk, ku Liat kaiN peLiKat iMam tesApit di ceLah punGgungnYa. Aku yaNg 'kUnUn'nYa Kan MEnuLUng, tArusKu Tarik kaiN yaNg tesApit aTu. BaPa yAnG semBahyaNg sbaLahku MaraK maTa taRUs!! Aku pUn faHamtaH jUa maKsuDnya aTu, aPaLagi..... tARusKu maSuKkan semuLa kaiN peLikat iMam aTu ke ceLah punGgungnYa maCam taDi.

"EyyHhhHh MAmanYA $^&@*# pOcOT KrenG koNg kENg!!"

GigiRan taRus iMaM ah. Habis saTu jemaah baTal SemBahyaNgnyA keKajutaN ImaM meNyuMpah-NyumPah. MeraH paDam mua baPa maCam meNahanKan keJambaN! Di iRitnYa ku baLik Ke ruMah. MaLam Tu, TeKuLadaS saJa iNda KuLit PunGgunGkU Kana aCut! huiiiiiii~~

MoraL CeriTa : JanGan meManDai KaN meMasukKan kaiN ke ceLah pungGung iMam.

*AHAHahaAHAHahaAHAHaahahh*

a bReak in Break?

coFfee or ratHer waTer brEAk foR mosT of uS in tHe ofFiCe iS thE timE to poliSh up tHe bonDing beTweEn colleGueS aNd friENds

buT aS we wEre sitTing thErE in ouR coSy litTLe coFfEeRooM.. diScuSsinG aboUt tHe LAstesT moVieS on reLeaSe.. huLk HoGan? I muTtereD out confiDentLy hahAHahaHaha PAcah soraNg-soRang ketawa haHAhahaAHah eRrrrmmm inCrediblE huLk sebenarnya haAHaAHaha is ouT aNd so is tHe hapPening, a musT muSt waTch for me... caN't waiT to see tHese.. beEn getting gooD reviEw on tHe hapPening..

bUt anyhO... tHiS iS wHat liTeraLLy haPpenEd duriNg tHe huLk diScuSsioN...

a friEnd diCoveRed tHat hE haD "huLk" poWeRs.. hahaAHaHahaAH hE haD unDerEstimaTed hiS oWn strength! PataH waH handLe mug yang dipakainya aduhhh hahahahaha aTu kuAt ;)

iNteResTInNNKK~~

soMeoNe wOuLd bE veRy inTereSted iN whAt i fouNd thiS evEninG.. I did a stoP ovEr aT The suPermArkEt to repLenisH tHe toiLetteRiEs~ aLmakLum... musim hujan~ lum paham kah?! payDay bah~~ hahahaha

so thEre i Was geTting parcHed (kaing leHer nya nini) so wenT to tHe coLd drinKs seCtioN aNd fouNd thiS.....

baGi yaNg TeraSa.. diAm-diAm saja aHHh... kaLau yaNg ndA fahaM buaT duHHH sja ahhh *AHAHahahahahaAHaHAAHaHahaAH*

hOw tHe?!

haVe yOu evEr gotTen emaiLs tHat aSks yOu to do thinGs aNd iT eNds uP wiTh somEthinG tHAT sEnDS SHIvERS DOwN YoUR SPInE?! atu bah email yaNg suruh tani buat puzzLe lah apa lah and conCentrate hard on thE sCreen so mucH sO thAt without waRninG a biG cReepy sCreaM buRsts oUt tHe PC sPeaKerS aNd A hedious ghaStLy ghoSt figuRe juMps uP at yOu oN tHe ScrEen!!!! #*#&%%*#%*!!!!! MembagikaN mengigit pentgirimnya atu! sEriouSLy! oNe tiMe this kinda gimmick maDe me sCream so LouD I couLd heAr my oWn voiCe echoinG in tHe oFfiCe haLLway!! sajuk wah tangan muka pun pucat mun nda pakai mekap makin pucat hahahHAahaHA

anyHo thiS link is noT onE of tHem..
waNna See yoUr nAme tattoOed oN a Sexy Lady?.. oR a BruTeLy EnCem Man? *naughty smirk*...
Try it Out..

Here'S the iNsTrucTioNs:

1. Wait for the lady to appear , then.......

2. WRITE YOUR FIRST NAME IN THE 1st LINE.

3. WRITE YOUR FAMILY NAME in the 2nd .!!! No need to write your e.mail
address.

4. Press the VISUALIZAR bar.

tHe linK..

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/

iTs aLL aboUt TechniQue..

I neEded a picK-Me-Up-Er.. sO as uSuaL I weNt to fUnny weBsiTes aNd bumpEd aCrOsS tHis oNe veRy diSturbiNg yEt fuNNy reVeLatiOn Of hOw your techniques in farting couLd tell more about yourself.. you reaLLy needn't read the sentence agaiN... yUp yOu reAd it riGht.. FART! I'm volantarily and undisputably talking about natural secretion of bodily waste product!

Orang yang kantut pastu salahkan orang lain
MaknanyA kedia: Nda Jujur

Orang yang tahan kantut berjam-jam
MaknanyA kedia: Bangang

Orang yang kantut dengan lantang
MaknanyA kedia: Yakin Dengan Dirinya

Orang yang kantut dalam selimut dan kibaskan baunya
MaknanyA kedia: Sadis

Orang yang sembunyikan bau kantut dangan ketawa kuat-kuat
MaknanyA kedia: Strategik

Orang yg kantut tapi nda dapat dikesan
MaknanyA kedia: Misterius

Kantut bila dikajutkan
MaknanyA kedia: Gugup

Kantut pelahan-pelahan selepas itu senyum sorang-sorang
MaknanyA kedia: Periang

*haHAhaHaHahAHAhAHAHAHhahah*
wHoEver creaTed thiS is eiTher vEry crEatiVe or veRy boREd!!

tO bE "QuotEd"

So tHerE I waS inTenSe at woRk.. My miNd DevoTed to GettIng it doNe.. wHen aLL oF a suDDen I haD a SudDen uRge to taKe a bReak... cOs iT wAs aLL juSt geTtinG to mE..

sO i dEciDed to chEck tHe emaiLs.. aNd guEss wHat?!
I goT foRwaRded a bLOg pOst I hAd maDe noT a wEek ago... aNd iT was woRd by WoRD!! *HAhahahahHAHAAHHhahahahAHAHAhaaha*
tHis muSt bE whAt iT feLt LikE being pLaigiariSed! buT no matTer... I niCked tHe sTory off a weBsiTe oF fuLL fun aNd joKes...

so Ermmm tHankS MiSs Nite_butteRfLy (weLL youR email was the first amongst the long liSt of forward e-addresSes).. foR a fraCtioN of a SeconD thEre.. yOu maDe me feeL likE a ceLebrity *HAHaHaAHAhahaHaha*

Hey Least I knoW peoPLe actUaLLy Read mY bLog.. duM duM diDuMMmm~

bUsTeD!!

wHen wiLL Men LeaRn tHat God GavE woMen a sixTh seNse
(gEraK haTi.. cakap melayunya i think..)
tHey Can sMeLL a cHeatEr a miLe aWay... saYing thAt, iF yOu thiNk yoU goT aWay wiTh chEatinG witH anotHer woMan.. cHancEs aRe tHe wiFey aLready knoWs.. iTs a mAtTer oF wHetheR tHey waNna deAL wiTH tHe pHiLandeRing sCOunDreL a.K.a. tHe huBby "deaRest"... Or LeaVe iT to God to dO tHe juSt puNisHment.


bUt hEY HeRe's aN eXampLe oF hoW to go abOut caTchinG tHem Red-HaNded!!
wAhaHAHAha *eViL LaugH*

NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

BUSTED!!!!
*haHAhaHahaH *

to tHe nEwLy wEds

Lets Kick sTart tHe neW yeaR wiTh LaughTer aLL arOund :D
sOmetHing I thOught waS CraziLy fuNNy..

Suasana masih riuh di luar. Sanak saudara semuanya berkampung disini. Gelak ketawa, gurau senda jelas kedengaran. Aku memimpin isteriku ke dalam bilik pengantin. Suara-suara sumbang terlalu banyak yang menegurku.

"Hai, malam masih muda, dah nak masuk tidur?" sapa Pak Ucu. "Orang muda bang Aji, biarlah. Air dah penuh kat kepala tu." sahut PakTam disambut hilai ketawa sanak saudara yang lain. Meriah sungguh keadaan diluar walau jam sudah menunjukkan pukul 11.00 malam.

Hadiah yang masih belum dibuka ku susun ke tepi. Lampu ku tutup. Merebah diri ke katil
pengantin, aku menoleh ke arah isteriku.

"Kita tidur dulu lah yer. Ramai sangat orang kat luar tu." Isteriku hanya mengangguk tanda setuju. Entah pukul berapa sekarang, aku pun tidak tahu. Keadaan di luar gelap gelita dan senyap sunyi. Tanda sanak saudaraku telah pulang dan keluargaku telah tidur.

Jari jemariku lembut membelai rambutnya. Ku selak rambut ikal yang menutupi telinganya lalu membisikkan "Assalammualaikum!" ke telinganyauntuk menguji isteriku.

"Wa alaikummussalam." Rupanya isteriku masih belum tidur. Ku kucup pipi halusnya. Ku kucup dahinya yang mulus. Semerbak harumnya menusuk deria bauku. Akanku tunaikan
tanggungjawabku sebagai suami malam ini. Jari-jemari ini terus membelai tubuhnya. Perasaanku tidak dapat dikawal lagi, namun...

"Kringggggg...."

"Tik..tik..tik..tik..."

"Kring.. kring..kring.."

Bunyi-bunyi jam loceng entah dari mana memenuhi ruang bilikku. Terkejut dengan segala
macam bunyi yang ada, aku membuka lampu. Serentak itu, terang benderang seluruh rumahku. Bunyi-bunyi ini telah berjaya membangunkan semua orang di rumahku.

Aku mencari-cari punca bunyi-bunyi itu. Mataku terarah ke sekotak hadiah yang masih terbalut rapi. Aku buka dengan pantas dan di dalamnya terdapat 5 buah jam loceng. Juga sekeping kad berbunyi... Selamat Pengantin Baru, Jangan gopoh-gopoh. Baru Pukul 2 pagi. Jangan maree.. kami potong stim. Ikhlas dari : saHabaT-SahAbaT duNia akHiraT mu!

NoW tHat's an iDea foR a WedDing PreSent ;)
*HAhaHAHaHaHaHaHaHaHA*

coLouR mE bLonDe

I've always hAd a sEcrEt wiSh (nOt seCret aNymoRe *duh*) of becoming a blonDe...
hoWever puTting My skiN coLouR into coNsiDeraTion.. I tHink Its beTTer noT to vEntuRe on to soMe verY traGic Look... *shuDder* haHa

AnyWay I thought tHis bLondE joKe meRits a MentioN..

The Jealous Blonde

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”

“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.”

kWang~~~ kwaNg~~~kwaNG!!!

siNg-aLoNg~~

wHen yOu aRe crUisiNg doWn tHe hiGhwAy... do yoU puMp-Up tHe voLuMe aNd siNg to yOuR hEarts conTent.. aLa-aLa Menyanyi arAh pertandiNgan kaReoKe di maJLis OraNg kaWIn?.. *haHAAHaHaha *

oN my wAy to woRk... terJumpa Ku oRang disebaLah ani.... cuKup Lagi deNgan goYang kePaLa Sama expRessi muKanya HAHAHAAHaha PaCAahhhhh Ku kEtaWa!!! HAAHHAaAHahAHa yaaaaa aaainnnnnn!! Man you maDe my morning!! hahaHAAHaHa TuHan saJa membALas budi mu haHAAHaahaH meMbuAt Ke kEtaWa teRbahaK-baHak pagi SabTU ani.... aTu kaN ku tErLintuK sLeep DepRiVed....

LuaN exCerciSe yataH pumPed uP adrenaLin haHahaAHaHA ndA betidur
*HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA*
God aNd si "ruSa" saja yang tahu HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jUst aNotHer Day...

yEstErdaY aS i waS pusHing mYSeLf to kEep goinG aT a stRenuOus viRtuaLLy noN-sTop 2 houRs woRkoUt.. tReaDmiLL... RowInG... CroSs-TraiNer... aNd aLL tHe tiMe mY eyEs kEep aVertiNg tO tHe caLoriE couNter... wiLLinG to go "WWOOOHHhhooOOOO coNgratuLationS! yOu'vE buRned aLL tHe uNwaNted faT!!!"

*AHahahahAHAhaHAhahaAHaHAhaAHaHa*

iT maDe me Laugh Out LouD! haHAhaHa LuckiLy nO oNe noTiCed..... muCh hahahaha atLeast I hoPed no oNe notiCed. LaLaLaaa~~~ hahaha

iF oNLy... hahahaah wouLd've beEn a diFfereNt woRLd hAd thinGs in LifE bE easiLy attainabLe wiThOut putTing in The haRd woRK...

bUt soMe vEry notIceabLe chaNges I couLd cLearLy see is tHe conDitioN oF my skiN... iT SeeMs LuminouS.. fResh.. hEaLthieR.. eSSeeehhhh hahahaha habiS ni soRang2 kaN ke gyM/exceRciSe ni haAHhaAHaH