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Tuesday, 14 June 2011

the other funny feeling

Love should be simple said a friend to me.. it shouldn't be hardwork..it should come naturally.. and i think yes. Falling in love should be natural. It should be as simple as the hit of pleasure you feel on the first bite of a decadent creamy warm chocolate fudge cake. The orgasmic AAaaahhhhHHH of the senses for the pure pleasure of such taste.. ermm okay maybe I went overboard with the metaphor.. more like describing some other thing ;p hahahahaah



Carrying on... its actually what comes after that over-the-moon-love-struck stage of the relationship that is tricky.. where all the "hardwork" come to play. It should be logic really.. do what comes natural to you right?.. so you dont end up being awkward and clumsy i.e. trying too hard.



I kid you not but this is real life story I'm about to tell you... no one I repeat NO ONE in their sensible state of mind would dare execute but this being life of unexpected "treasures"... some did!! *grimace*




WARNING: not for the weak stomach.. Seriously if you had downed some food I'd advise you to wait the full 5 hours for it to digest before reading the following contents.


An act of feeding

You know this.. you see moms doing this all the time to their child. In certain context of romanticism, couples perform this gesture as sign of affection and intimacy. I wouldn't recommend that this ever be done at any stage of dating unless both party is open to the idea.



Ok get ready to cringe.. a friend lets call her Yaya, tries her damnest to give this guy, Dull, a fighting chance at winning her over. Long story short, it was the family that set her up with the guy. Dull came highly recomemnded as being a very nice and good person (I'm turned off already.. hahaha I'm not against dating nice guys who are also GOOD apparently.. but when people talk about someone like that, doesn't it usually translate to "he's actually very boring"?) so.. no matter how much she tries.. nothing. Absolutely nothing.. zilch! Nada! stirred inside her.. not the tiniest bit of spark.. Nothing to ignite any sort of romantic notion for him. Maybe he sensed it?..



So in an act of trying to be more spontaneous on his part (I guess he felt that this could tip the scale to his favour.. what a &#^%$!) he decided to help feed her some snacks while she was driving.. Yaya so not ready for such showiness of affection.. pulled away.. far far away... well.. as far as the space in the car seat would let her. Thats not the "best" part.. trust me it gets a whole lot worse.. deciding that he'd give it another try.. maybe he thought she was being shy and needed a little prodding.. so... he did it again! and again Yaya pulled away.. undeterred.. HE DID IT FOR A THIRD TIME!!! And guess what?... there were people riding with them in the backseat!!!!!! I'm embarassed for him the first time... but to be doing it over and over!!! Seeeeriously??! Motification descibes only the tip of the iceberg for this... He redefines awkwadness!


*hhahaAHAHAHahahaha*
Trying to force feed someone who haven't at all warmed up to you is crazy awkward! But wait.. to do it not once, not twice, three times!!


Consensus: so not cool man.. to say the least.

Wednesday, 11 July 2007

wRap it uP

SomE peOpLe finD giFt wRappinG a haSsLe..
HenCe the inventioN of ReaDy-Made giFt boXes..



I LoVe giFt wRapPinG!
Don't Laugh.. ReaLLy I LoooVVeee doinG it! caLL it a hoBby if yOu wiLL..
iT's exitiNg to sEE hoW somEthinG as siMpLe aS a PiecE of CoLouRed pApeR, ribbons.. a few flowers... tuRneD into a creatioN.



in a Way... it shOws hoW mucH yOu apPreciate somEone by puttinG in thaT exTra efforT.
WeLL...... until they open uP the pacKage anD fiNd out whAt's ReaLLy insidE!



*haHEhhaha*


Tuesday, 22 May 2007

TriCkS oF tHe tRaDe…


rEmEmBer wHat I wRoTe eaRLier… aBouT tHe bOsS.. Hehhehe

JuSt a FeW hAnDy TiPs

tHat miGht hELp yOu OuT oF tHe sTicKy siTuaTion yOu migHt fiNd yoUrSeLf in wiTh tHe Big B…



Alrighty First ofF I’d Like to relinquish any RoSpOnsiBiLity towaRds WhaT I wriTe here..

WhiCh bAsicaLLy MeanS I Won’T bE LiaBLe fOr aNy MisHap, InJury oR LoSs oF JoB.




So it StaRts wiTh….

tHeRe yOu aRe sUrFiNg tHe WoRLd WiDe WeB…

yOuR wOrKLoaD wAsTinG aWay aNd piLinG uP HigHer tHan tHe EiFfeL tOweR..

wHeN suDdeNLy DuM.. dUm.. DuuUUmMM!!


ThE bOsS’S VoiCe BoOms aNd eCho’S iN yOuR meDiocre BuT eLeGaNtLy dEcOraTeD OfFiCe

wHat aRe yOu tO Do?!

dOn’t wAnT tHe BoSs tO thiNk tHaT yOu aRe a LaZyBuM nOw dO yOu?!

sO I’ve cOmpiLed A feW dRamaTic ExCuSes tHaT yOu cAn Use:


“You always did say to be resourceful”

(make sure you don’t stop to stare at him and just keep surfing the net making sure you pick the right sites for backup)


“I’m trying to get new refence book off the internet ”

(after which reach for your wallet and take out your credit card.. do this slowly otherwise you will be a less-than-proud owner of a new book!)


“My Cat is suffering from an unknown disease.. the vets couldn’t find a cure…

the internet is my last resort!”

(For added eFfect maKe suRe you have a concerned look on your face)


“It’s iNterNet Day, iTs really big in Europe”

(keep nodding your head while you say this)


“Owh, hey boSs!”

(say this with the widest smile you could muster!!! He/she is bound to let in, who could get mad at someone as adorable as u?! Especially with tHat Big smiLe)