Tomorrow's a sPeciaL dAy foR sOmEoNe....
thE biG dAy!
uh.. I guEss cOnGrAtuLatioNs aRe in oRdEr....
so... uhhmmm...
CongratulationS!
In honour of this auspicious event I thought of an enlightening
observation made in matrimonial bliSs....
Saw this happen last night on the way home from an errand...
SceNario: CroSSinG tHe rOaD..
A couple... Apparently NewLywEds......
Doting HusBand TakEs grEat CaRe of beLoVed WiFe holDing her by the hAnd aNd BraVes TrAFFiC fLagging Cars to Stop like the traffiC poLice. UsheRing the BeautifuL New bRide AcrOss The StreeT to oPen thE dOOr fOr her to ComFOrtabLy Seat HErsELf in tHe pArKed caR....
Not far...
Two PeopLe Walking ALong side each other...
my guess... 10 years or so of marraige(or even less)...
The HagGarD LookiNg hUSband RushEs ThRough thE on Coming TrAfFic nOt eVeN cArinG to LoOk wheTher the CaRs Are sLowing dOwn To let hiM PasS... WhiLst thE wiFe.. stiLL on the other siDe of tHe roAd... LoOkS oN maKinG suRe iT was SaFe to CroSs..
Rationale (optimistic view):
NewLyweDs: The FirsT is stiLL hOT neW LoVe henCe itS "We LivE together Or Die in Each OtherS armS..." Sweet really....
10 years Marraige: the loVe develops to... moRe sacRificiaL kinD of LoVe... the Husband is making sure that it is saFe for his wife to croSS anD oFfers HimseLf aS a CraSh-tEst duMMy... Owhhh touching....
Pessimistic view:
NewLyWeds: The Husband thinks "Who wouldN'T wanna marry a romantic guy like me" proudly shows off his caring soft side.
10 years of maRRaige: Is marraige reaLLy that baD???!!! you wanna kiLL youRsELf?!!!
*Hahahhahahahah*
I can't Say I look ForWarD to GettinG hitchEd if the 10 years Later turNs ouT as SucH...
2 comments:
Hahaha..this is good. I am a part time wedding planner. I am also married. Being in this business made me realised they are so MANY DELUDED young COUPLES out there!!!
Best OF LUCK IN GOING THRU MARRIED LIFE!!!
Phew..finally got that out..you see, there's no way i can say all this to my clients..:-))
well... if you did then I'd say there goes your business ;) hahahahahaahahah!!!
thank you for dropping by.
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