'fUnNieS'...

Men are geniuses.... Especially in saving their Hyde!

This was sent to me in malay but for the reading pleasure of those non-malay speakers I took the liberty of doing the translation ;)

Pintu bilik dibuka dengan kuat dan mengejutkan sepasang suami isteri yang sedang tidur nyeyak.. Seorang lelaki dengan wajah garang mengacukan senjata tajam ke arah si isteri....

Translation:

The Door was forced open and woke the married couple sleeping in the bedroom. A fierce looking Stranger pointed a Gun to the Wife

Perompak : "Sebelum kamu mati kubunuh, sebutkan namamu!"

Translation:

Robber : "Before you Die, Tell me your name!"

Isteri : "Na... nama sa... saya... Aisyah"

Translation:

Wife : "My na.. name is... is Stephenie"

(In hopes of understanding the full extent of the story. Names had to be changed for the benefit of the readers Hehe...)

Perompak : "Aisyah? nampaknya sama dengan nama ibuku. Aku tidak boleh membunuhmu"

Translation:

Robber : "Stephenie?? That's my mother's name... I can't kill you.."

Lalu dia mendekati si suami dan sambil mengacukan senjatanya.

Translation:

The Robber moved on the the husband and pointed the Gun on him

Perompak : "Sebutkan namamu. Aku mesti tahu nama setiap orang yang menjadi korbanku."

Translation:

Robber : "Tell me your name. I must know the names of aLL those I kill."

Suami : "Namaku Irwan.. tapi.... semua orang memanggilku Aisyah...."

Translation:

Husband : "My name is stephen... but everyone calls me Stephenie..."

*HaAhHahAHAhahah*