aN eMaiL caMe in ToDay aNd i tHought It was fuNny...
WarNiNg : tHerE maY be SoMe exPliciT connoTatiOn haHa!
A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.
The driver explained, 'The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going past the dairy, and I told her it was going past the ballpark...'
The passenger interjected, 'Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?'
The driver continued, 'She replied: Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus! '
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