fRuitS aNd atTitUdE

I got thiS onE frOm aN emaiL...

it reVeaLs muCh aBouT tHe peRsoNs TraiTs..

a CaSe of cUt PasTe.. bUt iTs a gOod Read.. YoU won'T reGreT it ;)

Anggap saja taNi maSuk sebuah rumah daMit di tapi sungai di tangah-Tangah hutan tabal. biLa taNi masuk, didalam aDa:

7 tempat tidur damiT di sebelah kanan, di sebelah kiri tedapat meja makan yang dikelilingi 7 kerusi damit. Di tengah-tengah meja tedapat sebuah bekas dengan 6 jeniS buah. Buah-buahan yang aDa:

a. epal

b. pisang

c. jeruk

d. mangga

e. rambutan

f. papaya

bUah maNa yaNg dipiLih? yaNg maNaKan diMakaN?

buAh yang dipiliH menunjukkan sifat-sifat peribadi ketani! So fikiRkan CareFully.

Ini dia jawapannya...

a. jika anda pilih epal: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan epal

b. jika anda pilih pisang: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan pisang

c. jika anda pilih jeruk: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan jeruk

d. jika anda pilih mangga: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan mangga

e. jika anda pilih rambutan: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan rambutan

f. Jika anda pilih papaya: bererti Anda adalah orang yang suka makan papaya

*hahahahahahaha*

haPpy tHreE friEnds

oN a fiNe FriDay AftErnOon Ad deCidEs to Hav aN ouTinG oF soMe sOrts..

aNd iT feLt LiKe I wAs baCk in cOlleGe wHen I saW tHesE tWo girLs... For a BriEf moMeNt tHere iT feLt LikE I was 16 aGain.. Ooh Uh FlaShbaCk tHeMe riNgiNg in My hEad~

wHat BettEr waY tO eNjoY gOod ComPany tHan HaviNg a GooD GamE oF boWling... itS eithEr tHat oR tHe moVieS... kaLau Liat mOviE PuN CaN't Really taLk.. MaraH saJa Karang oraNg yaNg dudUk bedaKatan..

a siLly coNveRsatiOn beTweEn friEnDs:

Ad: " Leng, cuA ko Liat tHose prO boWLers.. (MuLut munJung PointiNg at thE pRos) Kaki duRang naiK wah biLa dUraNg tHroW tHe baLL"

Me: " aWu aHhh... hMmmm hehe LemmE trY MoVe duRang atU" sLowLy picKing uP tHe baLL... uPon thRowiNg beFoRe I cOuLd LiFt up My Leg.. I gOt aN atTacK oF tHe giGgLes~ HahaHahaHa aNd tHe baLL wEnt stRaiGht in To tHe guTTer! SeRvEs me rigHt..

Ad : "HahAHahAHaha aKu PerNah cuBa suDah Tu, AHhaHAhaah aNd iT neVEr woRKs!"

Me : "HaHAahAhah caPiE! baRu taH membaGi taU!"

LapaS maiN bowLing Ad Kan LanjA makaN... sUshi!

Hjh. MaS: "aKu nDa paNdai maKan susHi"

Me: "MaS nO suCh woRd Nda Pandai SeLagi aLum cuBa.." Kes MemaniSi laH tu saL aku baNar-baNar Mau MakaN suShi hahahah

MiaNi taH Usul HjH.Mas MakaN suShi... MacAm bepaKsa Ya MenaLan... KesiaNnn si Mas
OuR foOd tHat We COuLdn't FiniSH.... prOlly cOs wE haD soMe JoLibEe duRing bowLing.. JusT LooK at uS smiLe.. susHi faNatiCs!

I hoPe tHe nExt MeEt WouLdn't bE too faR in tHe fuTure ;)

sWeet SevEnTeeN

tHe famiLy's baBy a.k.a. aDeK TeRbunGsu ofFiciaLLy turNs 17 toDay. we suRpriSed hiM witH a cAKe aT tHe sTroKe of miDnight... He wAs stuNned siLent... diDn't sEe it coMinG aT aLL bUt wAs gLad for it..

hiS bdAY giFt caMe evEn in a sWeeTer paCkagE... aNd wiTh a sTory (sHare-sHare tani manAtau kaN diPakai, mUn tePakai jUa)

bRo1: "LajutaH danikAN ku ke kaDai KaLiNg"

Bday bOy: "baH"

bRo1: "eyH baBu BekiriM baRang... Banyak Lagi tu... hMmm beK taH ke kaDai baSar"

BdaY bOy: "baH"

saMpai diKadai..... bRo1 jaLan TaruS ke Kadai WywY....

Bday boY Bisik Lam haTi: "aPa diKirim baBu dikaDai tipUn...."

bDay boY naMpak kaMi adi bEradi Ramai diKadai tipun... TaruS buaT muKa baNganG...

Kaka a.K.a. YouRs tRuLy.... Me :D : "Bah piliHtaH maNa yaNg aLai SuKa"

bEsaR seNyuMan si aDek bunGsu.... MeliaT tiPun maLu-maLu... nDa taU maNaKan dipiLih, aKHirnYa diPiLihnya.....

HaBis tRansActiOn meMbaYar... si AdeK taRus kiSs pipi Kaka... Happy taK terHinGga... kaKa tuRut haPPy meLiat si aDek muKa berSeri-sEri..

TaLes oF eLdeRs

aN aunT pasSed aWay the morning of suNday...
tHE loSs seEm moRe likE a baD dReam... I'm stiLL in a statE of disbeLief.. it juSt seEms impOssibLe tHat she'D lefT uS aLL.....

onLy in tiMes Like this do we reaLize hoW preciouS the timE we sPend witH thEm reaLLy is...

no mOre cryiNg.... Just prayErs tHat God bEstows heR His gRace.

taHLil.... eVeryOne triEs noT to thiNk abOut it... nini puN keDangaraN ketawa... nyaMAn ketawanya.. Nya uRang beJumpa ceriTanYa. My nini betuDung hitaM asyiK menDangar Ceta raKannya. Jarang mendaNgar nini keTawa dUa minGgu ani... sElalunya Meliat ya Menangis kalaU teKanang Nasib aNak menantunYa... mAsa muLah bepergian puN lamaH usul nini merah mata berair-aiR menahan seDu.... kaLi ani maTanya belaiNg GeLak ketaWa mendaNgar sikaWan bejenaKa..... siUk meLiat Urang tetuA beCerita... KaLau nya keTawa tani puN tuRut keTawa waLAu ndA mendaNgar cEritanya...

oMegA 3

tHeSe daYs diNNer iS aS eaRLy aS 5.30 or sO.... jUst aFter I fresHen up frOm a LonG daY at woRK... bUt Last niGht wE wErE cRaviNg foR somEthinG.... heAltHy?

buT didn'T haVe thE wiLL to go ouT... DeLiVeriEs don'T uSuaLLy extEnd aFter 10.. sO wiTh muCH eFforT aNd deTerminatiOn... wE maNageD to whiP up sOmethinG tHat taStes ratHer imprEssiVe by my stanDards.

buttEr pan friEd saLmon stEak seRved wiTh a siDe oRder of Mash.. ooWh yumm..

be sTill mY heArt...

oNe fiNe daY.... I had reaSon to smiLe aNd giGgLe witH gLee...

"I goT soMethiNg fOr yoU"

"apa?... kataK? a botTLe of OreGano?"

"haha.. nah..."

Lo aNd beHold.... My nEw tEddY :D

aNd acCompaniEd by mR. buBbLes.... isn't he cUte :D

the cRaviNgs

iT waS quiTe Late.. ConsiDerinG iT was a woRk nighT... tHe brotHer sMsed asKinG foR MunCHieS.. wHat bettEr pLace thaN Mr.Oregano's faVe fOoD taKe-OuT jOinT..
thiS very niCe lady seRved uS :)

I cAn uNderStanD wHat tHe HyPe iS aLL aBouT.. NyUuuuummmm

a niGht OuT

a fRieNd haD juSt coMe baCk frOm a LengtHy MucH neEdEd R&R awaY tiMe... aNd we deciDed to hit tHe tOwn's mOst reveRed KeBaB JoiNt.

aNd iT haS beEn a LonG whiLe siNce I haD huMouS... tELL thE trUth I didn't eVen kNow tHat theY seRveD huMous.. aND iT was jUst thE waY I reMembEred it.. DeLiCioUs! EatEN bEst wiTh toaSted Pita bRead... inFact I'm cRavinG foR soMe riGht aBouT noW.. haHA

tHe LittLe thiNgs

tHe bDay bOy in aRmy geT-up ;)

nOwaDays moSt sPeciaL ocCasioN caKes hAve bEen suBstituTed wiTh cUpcAkEs tHaT maKE yOu dRoOL.... *SLuRPp* kaLau kaN oRder cLicK here
But iT doEsn't HurT to hAVe a biT of boTH :) tHe couSin waS ceLebrateD witH boTH bdAy cuPpy cAKes aNd a bDay CaKe

tHe inSaperaBLe BfFs (bEst FriEnd ForEver.. cAse yOu didNt knOw) tHey taLk Like aDuLts.. kids these dayS.. :)

hiT aNd rUn

I wouLd'vE taLkeD abOut iT soOneR... BuT my HearT stiLL achEs...

I waS dRiviNg hoMe.... siNgiNgs aLonG to A swEet mELody... trYing to frEE myseLf of tHe dreaD I feLt in My hEart oF poSsibLy Losing SOmeOne cLoSe.. tRyinG noT to thinK abOut tHe dEar pERsoN's faTe... LyiNg thEre in intenSivE caRE... siNgiNg my heArt oUt.. tRyiNg my darNest to bLock out aNy eMotiOn... TryiNg noT to Cry AgaiN..

tHe ligHts shoWed rEd... So I stoPPed aT thE trAffiC liGhts...

LeSs tHan a minuTe LatER...

BOOOOMMM!!!

mY meLody gOne aStrAy My siNging TuRneD shRiEK... mE LefT thiNkinG... $%(@!#&*#?????

a Car wHo's driVer haD obViouSLy tuRnEd hiS/Her aTTentiOn aWay froM thE roAd reAr-EndED mY baBy! tHat'S nOt tHe woRst paRt beLIeVe Me...

tHe IrrEsponsiBLe @$$hoL3 fLed tHe sCenE! WTF?!!

tHe daMagE...

brEEeeaaaatHeeeEe..... *sigh*

oWH weLL.... Least I aM aLrighT.... gaVe tHe paRents quiTe a FrigHt thOugh... BuT tHey caLmeD doWn wHen tHey saW tHat I waS aLrighT...

joKe of tHe day...

aN eMaiL caMe in ToDay aNd i tHought It was fuNny...

WarNiNg : tHerE maY be SoMe exPliciT connoTatiOn haHa!

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.

A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.

The driver explained, 'The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents. Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going past the dairy, and I told her it was going past the ballpark...'

The passenger interjected, 'Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?'

The driver continued, 'She replied: Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus! '