bladder Be bladder blah!

I had my resevations about writing this but it was just too stupendous not to be shared!

It was a lovely day. The birds chirping, the wind blew with a cool breeze enough to mask the heat of the shining sun.. ever so bright and i have the two tones skin on my arms to prove it.. like i've put on a long glove... I can't stop staring at it now...

So it was a lovely day.. a great day for a picnic. I'll upload the pictures maybe on a later day cos its just so troublesome my current fone.. Seriously need to get a new one... soon enough inshaAllah.

This story isn't really about the day at the beach.. more what happened after.. ever had the so-much-fun-that-you'd-forgot-to-go-1? It was a picnic under the brightest of sunshine.. the heat was barely noticeable due to the presence of billowing cool breeze off the sea.. but that didnt stop me from having a drink.. a lot of drinks actually.

So fast forward to the time I drove home..I find my handbag metamorphs into Doraemons magic pouch that coughs out so much stuff.. everything and anything but what I'm looking for! So right there and then I felt the urge to tinkle!! WTF??!!! Now??!! Seriously lately the warning for 1 and 2 is short and URGENT!! UUrrggHHHH come on keys!! I stopped moving literally! to will myself to hold it for a little longer.. but the frantic search for the f**king key was preventing me from concentrating on holding it!! And that was the weirdest relief I have ever let myself be in *sink in shame*

yes you read it right! I was like this little kid who hasn't mastered bladder control! haAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I jumped near the garden hose, almost screaming!! "hose me down!! I cant hold it!! I seriously cant!!" and so my dear brother.. who was mortified at the situation was in between laughing and disbelief!! He pulled the garden hose and turned the faucet and started to spray me with water like washing a dirty cat! hahahahahhaAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAahahhahaha

I was laughing this red in the face laugh wishing that it was all a bad dream!!

*hide me now*

But that is not the end of it... after cleaning up and gathering what was left of my dignity.. I went downstairs remembering the M&S chocolate snack that the other brother brought home last night. A lovely blend of rolled rich and moist chocolate cake coated with milk chocolate that is so devine it helps you forget your troubles.. Exactly what I need in this situation. I was chewing one in my mouth and it was working... HhhMMmmmmhhhh.. chocolate.. endorpine releasing substance is really working. Just as I decided to take a sip of water to drown a little bit of its rich sweetness, the brother stepped into view out of no where!! Giving me a bit of a fright! And I choked on the water and caughed it out.... Right into his face. Its not enough that he had witnessed the aweful scene earlier, now he gets chewed up chocolate gunge spat on him!!! HAHAAHAHaHAAHHAhaha owhh Allah..

seram Sejuk..

Aarghh fell asleep on the sofa again! I hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to find myself all alone and no one else in the family room.. the house gets eerily quiet at those times...

So there I was walking up the stairs to my room... everything all hushed and me trying to get into my owhhh cosy bed. But the bladder had different plans.. so I popped into the en-suite. Having finished my business, while I was washing my hands.. I thought I heard something.. so I turned off the water and there it was... faint in the beginning.. and starts getting louder as I listened intently... it was the creepiest sound I never thought I'd hear.. wailing cry of a woman!

Its giving me goosebumps as I'm writing this... it was spooky.. the sadness was evident but the way in which the cry was let out.. in the kind that lets you know its just unhuman.. and at this hour??

Reminds me of another incident about a couple of years or so ago... all alone in my room, the radio full blast and me on the lappy.. when all of the sudden a loud bangging shocked me frozen.. on the walls that was close to my right just by my bed.. I turned off the radio but the banging continued a good minute... although it could've been a few seconds but it felt like minutes.

During the banging.. I had initially thought my brother got annoyed at the loud music. His room is on the other side of the wall...

But a second thought made me realise that the brother was off abroad for a good couple of weeks or months.. so who was that banging on the wall???

the other funny feeling

Love should be simple said a friend to me.. it shouldn't be hardwork..it should come naturally.. and i think yes. Falling in love should be natural. It should be as simple as the hit of pleasure you feel on the first bite of a decadent creamy warm chocolate fudge cake. The orgasmic AAaaahhhhHHH of the senses for the pure pleasure of such taste.. ermm okay maybe I went overboard with the metaphor.. more like describing some other thing ;p hahahahaah

Carrying on... its actually what comes after that over-the-moon-love-struck stage of the relationship that is tricky.. where all the "hardwork" come to play. It should be logic really.. do what comes natural to you right?.. so you dont end up being awkward and clumsy i.e. trying too hard.

I kid you not but this is real life story I'm about to tell you... no one I repeat NO ONE in their sensible state of mind would dare execute but this being life of unexpected "treasures"... some did!! *grimace*

WARNING: not for the weak stomach.. Seriously if you had downed some food I'd advise you to wait the full 5 hours for it to digest before reading the following contents.

An act of feeding

You know this.. you see moms doing this all the time to their child. In certain context of romanticism, couples perform this gesture as sign of affection and intimacy. I wouldn't recommend that this ever be done at any stage of dating unless both party is open to the idea.

Ok get ready to cringe.. a friend lets call her Yaya, tries her damnest to give this guy, Dull, a fighting chance at winning her over. Long story short, it was the family that set her up with the guy. Dull came highly recomemnded as being a very nice and good person (I'm turned off already.. hahaha I'm not against dating nice guys who are also GOOD apparently.. but when people talk about someone like that, doesn't it usually translate to "he's actually very boring"?) so.. no matter how much she tries.. nothing. Absolutely nothing.. zilch! Nada! stirred inside her.. not the tiniest bit of spark.. Nothing to ignite any sort of romantic notion for him. Maybe he sensed it?..

So in an act of trying to be more spontaneous on his part (I guess he felt that this could tip the scale to his favour.. what a &#^%$!) he decided to help feed her some snacks while she was driving.. Yaya so not ready for such showiness of affection.. pulled away.. far far away... well.. as far as the space in the car seat would let her. Thats not the "best" part.. trust me it gets a whole lot worse.. deciding that he'd give it another try.. maybe he thought she was being shy and needed a little prodding.. so... he did it again! and again Yaya pulled away.. undeterred.. HE DID IT FOR A THIRD TIME!!! And guess what?... there were people riding with them in the backseat!!!!!! I'm embarassed for him the first time... but to be doing it over and over!!! Seeeeriously??! Motification descibes only the tip of the iceberg for this... He redefines awkwadness!

*hhahaAHAHAHahahaha*
Trying to force feed someone who haven't at all warmed up to you is crazy awkward! But wait.. to do it not once, not twice, three times!!

Consensus: so not cool man.. to say the least.

infedelity..

Currently watching "He's just not into you"

Lately I've been doing a lot of thinking... it happens especially when I am faced with certain scenarios.. so there I was watching this movie and it got me thinking.. people fall in love and they get married.. but years after.. some find new interest and fall in love with another... it happens... how do you deal with that?.. is it fair game?... are they being selfish?... or was it not love the first time?.. or have they fallen out of love with the first and that is why they find other love? is it fair though?.. is it fair to say to the one you are with that you don't love them anymore after so many years or is it easier to lie and have extra marital affairs or do you stick it through and stand by them through thick and thin and eventually rediscover who you married?... something to think about huh..

mimpi itu indah

I got a surprise call a couple of days back... I always enjoy an occasional call from the besties, especially when its just to say hi and have a chat about anything and everything. So about that call... it was a shocker cos a friend was telling me that she'd dreamt that I was getting married!!! and.... that she was doing the preparations for me!! hahahahahha seriouskah?! are dreams just figments of ur immagination resulted from remnants of your conscious thoughts?... or is there such a thing as an omen in dreams... makes me wonder... hmmmmm...

a good day indeed..

The fishing trip was a bundle of fun. As ever there was a few candid incidents that made us laugh til we felt like peeing hahahhahaha. Sadly I havent managed to take fotos of the feast we had on the trip.. but immagine Man Vs Food portions hahaha ;p

As for the fishes.... I'll let the picture do the talking for me :)

Owh yes.. it was a good day indeed...

P/s- I didnt catch a single one!! hahahaha but felt a greater sense of excitement and fun seeing dad and the brothers smile with that all happy ear to ear brim of a smile with the look-what-I-caught look on their faces ;) *dalam hati gerigitan plang tu nda tertangkap ikan atu* hahah

fishing trip

a fishing we will go~ a fishing will go we~ somehow I'm fueled, ready to go for this fishing trip only cos the last trip of the first two I didnt catch anything and the brother has been gloating on his big catch..

Not so big on fishing but I thoroughly enjoy it once I'm given the rod and bait :) I love the rush that comes with the tug on the line and there's a bite. Plus spending that quality time with the family is just something so priceless... especially now with everyone busy with their own thing.. Call me lame.. but I think I have the best times when I'm with my family