ranDoM aS raNdoM gEtS

Im in a BluR thiS weEk.. ProLLy Cos tHe faSting monTh iS juSt aRound thE coRner... giRls wiLL be giRls... pLenTy to ThinK aBout... tHiNGs tO do in tHe moNth oF raMadhAn in pRepaRation oF eiD~

tHe taiLorinG inDusTry is CreaTing a buZz~ I remembEr yeArs baCk.. iT didnT mattEr iF you Sent youR baJu kUruNg/KebaYA/FashiOn aNd tHe wHaChamaCalLit to bE maDe in thE miD of raMadhAn.. aNi... mnangis Nda beLagu mErayu paT taiLoR kaN mintA jahiTkan wuaHaha hMmm I senSe a busiNess proSpecT thErE... inshaAllah.. kaN cari duit labih... tAu tah maSa ni naDa laGi peNcen... haRapkaN tau-tAu senDiri tuK dapt mata peNcariAn... Urang luAr bOLeh hidUp aNd maju di negAra tani.. anikan kiTani Sendiri, inDa ja?! hahaAHAahahah apakan?!

aNyhO, putTing thAt asiDe... HavE you SeeN SCB's nEw poSters? well noT nEw buT iTs nEw to mE cos I jusT caughT a glimps oF it fEw daYs baCK (though I heard abOut it wAy back ;) heHEeh sorRy leNg aLum tEkarih Kan aGa SCb haAHah aPParEntLy noT wHere I Bank.. GO fiGUre haha)

aiNt She jUst goRgEous.. I haV a CeLeb CussiE... Saaaaaiiinnn~~~ haAHaAHahaAHhahahahah eYh hoLd on jUst a minUte.. is thaT a reFlectiOn oF my aDi on thE gLAss.. hahaHAAh kEwl poSe maCam ya jua jaDi modEL hahahahaha ;)

Next oN thE liSt oF thiNgs to taLk aBouT is tHe noT so RecEnt aRrivaL oF thE nEweSt membEr on my moMs siDE... Meet.. ERrrrmmm whaT's hiS namE... hahaHaAhaha soRry Cuz For forGetting youR aNak's NamE *shEEpisH smiLE* (yetah tu namakan lagi panjang2 hahahaAHahAahhh tau sudaH aKu ni NoT gooD witH naMEs whahah)

yA aIiiiiiNNnnn membagi kan mengigit wahhh pipinyaa!! suCh a cuTe babeYyy

tHe ruBiC's FreNzY iS hiTting toWN, kiDs in schOoLs aRe buGging tHeir paRentS to geT thEM oNe, oR so I HeaRd... buT cHeck ouT thEsE oneS!!! maKe your minD boGgLE aT tHe sighT of thEM!

baH soLve tiA waNg aJi haAHaHah

taDaaAAAAa~~~ i soLved it! haAHaHaAhaahahh

I'm in tHe oFfiCe at thiS moment.. aT lunCh tiMe ni ahhhhh~~ remEmbeRing tHe laSt tiMe I haD mE a reaLLy gEwwd heLpinG of pAsta wiThe creaM sauCe ouuhhh yum.. it waS aT mataDoe.. tHe caKEs aRe aWesoMeeeeeely devinEEeeee~~ muCh MuuuuChhhh beTTer from thE fiRst tiMe i ate tHeRe a YeaR oR two agO...

LuVVvvLeHHhhh~~

aNi baRu nyaMan baGI OLEgaNOH!!<<> aCcent aUnty MaY/meI/mEy hoWevEr You speLL it.. thE funny laDy who doeS thE 247 aDveRt on Kfm hahahahahAHahAH

Hmmmm.... kiNna miSs Mr.oRegaNo hAHahahaAHahah ;)

MoM & Me

I wAs DriviNg moM tO woRK.. We jUst haD luNch wiTh dAd.. (I volenTeeRed to driVe my Mami, aNak mithali yO.. HahahAHaha.. aminnnnn)

mOm waS taLking aBouT sOmethiNg aNd aLL oF a suDDen...

*sMaCk!*

I LandEd a SoFt hiT on Mom! "BeeTLe!!" I proClaiMed wiTH gLee.. Mom giGgLed...

noT loNg aFteR... *sMAcK!*

"TOyoTa!" maMi eXclaimEd as she Landed onE on me!

wHat thE@#!??

*hahaAHAHaaAHahahaha*

aNtaM saJa tia haAHahaAHa so I plAyed aLonG...

*sMAcK!*

mE: niSSan!!

*sMaCk*

Mom: roVer!!

*sMacK*

Me: Audi!!

*sMAcK*

Mom: BmW!!

*smaCK*

mE: MeRc

*sMAcK*

MoM: LoRi!!!!!!!!!

WAHaAHaHAAHAHAHaAHAHaAHaAHAHaahahaAHahaAHaHh!

I couLdn't stOp LaughinG... caLieee my mami ani nyenta!

yOu knOw I LoVe You!

uTamaKan baHasa kiTa

I remembEr baCk in mY schoOl daYs... I couLdn't uTTer Let aloNe undErsTand muCh of tHe EngLish LanguagE.. sO I took Up ReadinG aNd haD my diCtionaRy wiTH me aT all tiMes..

Now.. BelieVe iT oR noT... I struGGle wiTh bahasa MelaYu.... aDuhhhhh MAriMaLuuuuu hahAHahaHAah bahaSa senDiri wahhh... sO the past Few dayS I decided To do tHe saMe thinG I did baCk in sChool... Cept noW in ReVerSe....

sO I bought a MalaY noVel....

Rasa jua kan menfaSihkAn baHasa Melayu KwaNNNggg~~~

mahal tu Eyh tajUk bukuNya aHhhhhhhhh *HAhahAHaHahaHAaHaahaAaAAHhaaAHhahhaha*

GooD Luck TO mE!!

piRatE of The piCkLedsEas

tHere wAs oNce a piRate KiNg who cLaimeD taXes on aLL tHe oReganO in thE SeaS.. hE declAred Mc D aS sTapLe foOd foR thE hunGry aNd onLy tHoSe who plAy goLf aRe eXempteD fRom tHeSe ruLes

*haHahaHahahahahaahHaH*

baGi meLindunGi iDentiTi *ehEm*... CEriTa diAtaS tiDak aDa kenE meNgEna deNgan yang hiDup maupuN yaNg sudAH tiaDa.. EHeM.. aDa yaNg knA cubiT teLinGa ni kaRang.. hahaAHAhahahaha

baGi yaNg cuRiga... tanya jangan tak tanya... buT I caN't prOmiSe an anSwer haHAhah

Je pense qu'il est adorable et il me fait le rire

tHe 2 hoUr piZza

sO thEre We wErE in thE moOd foR piZza.. aNd wiTh a phoNe caLL tHe promiSe of deLiveRy was maDe for 30-45 miNs of aRRivaL...

tuNggU punya tunGGu... jaNgankAN piZZa.. baTang hiDung deLiveryMAnnya pun Nda Keliatan..

a fULL houR paSsed...

StiLL notHing...

aFter another few minutes ovEr tHe HouR I decided to makE a quiCk caLL to inQuiRe aboUt thE iLLusiVe piZZa.. A girL answEred thE caLL anD shE was prEtty niCe aboUt it.. Very apoLogetiC abOut tHe whoLe thinG..

aNotHEr full HaLf hour paSSed.... stiLL no piZZa!!

SO aNoTHer caLL was maDe....

mE: heLLo...

piZZa Guy: heLLo piZza H#t (mesti jua di seNsor... duSa membuRukkaN biSneS urANg *eHem*)

mE: aku order piZza tadi sampai ni belum sampai *alum marah*

piZza gUy: *denGan suAra aNnoYed* braPa lama Dah kiTa menunGGu?

mE: kaN dua jaM *tERannoYed juA*

piZza GuY: oWh kaMi teLefoN kiTa taDi nDa beJawaP

mE: Ku minTa kiTa teleFon hP ku tAdi.

piZZa guY: aWu yetah kami teleFon Hp kiTA nDa beJawap

*aDehhhhhh kiRim-saLam-eyH! timbuL heRan gAban*

mE: hmmMMm yeakah? hP ku ni diTangan ku napa ya naDa bebunyi atu ahhh....

piZza Guy: Em.. aWu kaMi tEleFoN taDi unReachAbLE

Me: *aNnoyEd aND bERasap TeLinGA maCam kEta apI steam engine* aHhhh.. baH terima kaSih.. caNceL saJa oredeR ahh baH bYe. *taRuS Lagi Tu tutuP tEleFon keS protEs hahA*

15 minuTes laTer..... fooT sTepS aLonG thE coRRiDoR...

si "piJa" deliveRy gUy bEdirI dapaN pintu... aDuiiiiii saMpai juA si "piJA"!